We’ve had Planet Crapez for the longest time, 9 if you count the demotion of Pluto (adjust your solar system models accordingly), but the essence of the strain is to celebrate Xena, a planetary body discovered by NASA’s Hubble Space Telescope in the early 2000s. The strain that takes its name is spacey, alright – you’ll feel weightless, giggly, blissful, and completely unfocused. You wouldn’t expect to be able to focus in Zero Gs, right? It would be about as easy to get work done on the Planet Crapez strain as the actual.

Those who want to feel their mind going blank take a trip to the  Planet Crapez. Its chunky, dense flower formations produce incredible yields, flowering in 8-9 weeks in cone-like, frosty clumps. The buds are bright green, covered in trichomes, and plentifully accentuated with bright orange hairs. Remember, kids – calyxes, high, leaves, low. Thankfully, this strain’s seeds are readily available to buy online so anyone can partake of the Planet Crapez chunky appeal.

Planet Crapez Aroma 

The aroma is grapey and incredibly potent, mixed with citrus and skunky fuel, with earth and herbal notes on the exhale. Fans of sour citrus that don’t mind a little skunk will appreciate the heaviness of the strain. The resulting effects range from relaxed happiness and a feeling of sleepy content to a barely controllable urge to snack. Some users also report cottonmouth.